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Odd Label Of The Week

This is printed on the warning label of a Swedish Chainsaw:

"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals" (What genius attempted this?)

For now

Lauri

Funny Label

If you look at the warning disclosure on a Sears Hairdryer you will find this little message:

"Do not use while sleeping."

Now I have heard of sleep walking. Heck, my dad fired someone while he was asleep once, but sleep styling, that is one talented person? What's sad is that you know somewhere someone actually did this action to cause Sears to put it on a warning label.

Dear Sears,

You need to put a warning to sleep stylists like myself on the back of all of your hairdryers so that we will stop and read (in our semi-coma state) the special warning on the label meant just for us. I only request this as my hair, though beautifully styled when I wake every day, is extremely dry. Thanks.

Yours Truly,

The Representative For Sleep Stylists

Odd Label of the Week

Well I have decided to add a new weekly category to our blog, well actually it's our only weekly category, for now. Here it is, enjoy.

Walgreens brand: Urinary Pain Relief Tablets

Which turns your Urine Reddish-Orange, states in the Other Information section that: this product may stain soft contact lenses.

Now I don't wear contacts but I would assume that those of you who do, probably don't urinate on them... Oh but if you do, try to withhold yourself from this impulse while taking this particular medication :)