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IN THE WORDS OF MARTHA "IT'S A GOOD THING"

Hello world,

Last night while Dwayne and I did our ritualistic veggitative state watching TV last night, I saw a show that I thought might spread a little cheer. No, it wasn't anything on the food network! TBS had a show called worlds funniest commercials or at least something like that. Some of them had me rolling (keep in mind I am 34 weeks pregnant, now theres a visual), check it out.

For Now

Lauri

My own TV commercial

Hey all,

I haven't watched too much local TV since we got satellite service, as I have two small children, most of my TV time is spent watching baby Einstein, and Jo Jo's Circus, etc.

Recently I have started watching the local news again, and wouldn't you know it, it's election time again. So every other commercial is about a new candidate, and is a huge you-know-what fest. Each one of the commercials ends with a little sound bite of the candidate letting you know that they approved the commercial.

So I have decided that I want my own commercial just so I can end it with my own approval sound bite, but here is the catch, I want the message to be completely ridiculous. You know something like

"Hemorrhoids hurt, so vote for me. I'm Lauri and I approved this message."

or

"Some gums taste good, some gums taste bad, so vote for me. I'm Lauri and I approved this message."

Ha Ha,

Lauri

Strange Ad

Hey people!

My mom and I came across this ad while looking for a kitten. I thought some of you may get a kick out of it. enjoy!

Lauri

Cheap Place for cat lovers

Reply to:
Date: 2006-06-02, 6:54PM

I am a cat nutritionist offering a room in an apartment with a GREAT location (7rd and 3rd) for a very cheap price. $400/month for june, july, august. I am an extreme cat lover and have a total of 17 cats in a small apartment. I am not going to lie, you must be an extreme cat lover if you want to rent this place for the summer.

The room I am offering up for rent is a room for my cats. I am not going to lie, there is cat litter and droppings all over the room as I have not cleaned it since the middle of January. There is a twin bed on it which about 5 cats sleep in. You are welcome to share it with them, but you must NOT disturb them, as it is their place before yours. You are welcome to clean up some of the droppings, but you must leave most of the cat litter in place in the room, as there will not be much more room in the house for the cats to do their business otherwise. I am not going to lie, sometimes I wake up and have cat litter all over my body, but studies show that it is extremely sterile and will not cause you any sickness if you bathe daily and keep clean.

If interested, please send me an email explaining your situation, and writing a short blurb (essay, history, poem, whatever) about your love of cats. I reserve the right to revoke your room (with a refund) at any time if I feel that my cats are more depressed or are not enjoying your company."

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